China’s Anal Swab COVID Screening
Researchers Say, Fissure This
Your Butt’s Method More Accurate!!!
1/30/202112: 03 PM PT.
@RebeccaRambar/ Twitter
Some Chinese officials have presented an entire new way to test for COVID-19– and it requires bending over and spreading ’em … something we can now see in a test run.
You may’ve heard of this by now, but you haven’t seen it rather like this– take a look at this video of a Chinese health authorities showing how their brand-new anal swabbing approach works … doing the deed on none aside from a life-size dummy, who is oh-so-compromised.
The doll– which is strangely using pajamas for some factor– is bent over with its heinie out in the air and its arms expanded, nearly like it was getting looked for weapons at a prison intake session or something. Eventually, the scientist goes in.
The guy dips the swab in a saline solution– basic practice for this method– and after that inserts the cotton-end into the hole. He acts quite deep– an inch approximately give best results, they state– and then offers it a nice little twist for great step before taking out and putting in a plastic sample tube.
No huge, best?!? Eh, not exactly …
While some Chinese specialists firmly insist the anal swab test is a lot more accurate at identifying the ‘rona– a lot of people aren’t too happy about the surprise screenings they’re going through at airports in parts of northern China, including in the nation’s capital of Beijing.
Word is this is NOT a country-wide mandated test, but it seems like some provinces and whatnot are running it on their own terms as they please– and folks don’t appear to have much of a say in the matter. If they believe someone’s exposed, they can request it.
They can either administer it to you on the area, or they’ll let you keep your self-respect and sometimes let you do a self-test in the privacy of a room, prior to they cut you loose.
So … if you’re one of the unfortunate few to get picked for this, just do what the dummy did … put on a brave face
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